TWENTY QUESTIONS

Over the weekend our church had a "Night of Worship". The men children and I went on the assumption that there was child care for both of them. As life sometimes goes, child care for
MC 1 fell through, so he went with me.
It went like this (and we only stayed for part)...

What are the flags for?
Well,you know how at the football games people have their team flags?
Yeah
Well, sometimes people want to wave a flag before Jesus
Oh, okay

....time passing (about 5 minutes)

Where are the words?
They haven't put them up yet.
Oh.

......time passing...

What are those people doing up there?
They are praying for each other.
Oh

..... You know....

Why are people crying?
You know how you cry for daddy sometimes when he is gone?
Yep
Same thing. Or they maybe crying because they are happy.
You mean like Grandpa did at your wedding
Yes
Oh

.......(bathroom break).....

Did you mean not to leave the building because I had to get a drink too
Yes, baby that's fine

.......(another bathroom break during which mom feels the need to hit her knees)

(In my ear and very loud) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
(Recovering from the scare) You know how on Avatar they bow down before the fire king and mommy tells you we don't bow down before anyone except Jesus
Yes
That is what I am doing.
Here take my cellphone and tell me when it is 7:30. I don't have any games so just look at the pics.
Okay. Mom it's 6:59.
Okay
..
It's 7:00
Okay....
It's 7:01...
Okay, baby, I don't need a minute by minute, just tell me when it is 7:30.
Okay

..... quick glance to see what he is doing. He is playing a game...

I told you not to buy one
M-O-M, it was ONLY $2.99
....

It's 7:30.